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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:31
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Still no good.
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Loons and Moons
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!